Sunday 13 November 2016

Mission: Imposspielberg Vol. 4 - Pirates and Dinosaurs


Having watched it again recently, I remember loving Hook when I was a kid.  With the benefit of hindsight and fully developed critical faculties, I can only mostly agree with my younger self.  It’s a big budget, Wizard Of Oz-style reworking of the classic J. M. Barrie tales and as a concept – the grown-up, career-focused Peter has forgotten his time in Neverland but must return there to save his kidnapped children – is genius.

It’s also classic Spielberg fodder, with the sense of childlike wonder and awe seeping through every frame, the broken family unit at the forefront, and in Robin Williams’ Peter Pan, his ultimate man-child: a fully-realised Roy Neary or an overgrown Elliot.  Material and director seem like perfect bedfellows.

His visual flair is there to see throughout most of the film, with some of his usual invention surrendered to the slapstick and sensory assault, and the massive Hollywood stars on display.  The food fight scene remains a wonderful Spielberg moment; at once a visual treat and an emotional uplift as Pan start to believe who he is.  Likewise, the final sword fight is loads of fun, complete with a lump-in-the-throat “I believe in you” moment.  Spielberg seems to love shooting Dustin Hoffman’s titular villain, with neat visual cues and images in many of his scenes. One shot, of multiple reflections of his preening face, shows the director asserting some personality in the face of overwhelming material and cast.

Indeed, many of the best moments are from Hoffman’s pantomime scenery-chewing.  He’s absolutely brilliant; larger than life in a larger than life movie.  But the film undoubtedly belongs to Williams.  Of the other major stars of the time, nobody else could have nailed the multiple aspects of Pan’s character: work-absorbed suit taking his family for granted; fish out of water Pan-in-denial; fully realised joyous superhero Peter Pan, fully grown but smiling like a child.  Tom Cruise would have played him smug, Kevin Costner too all-American, Tom Hanks would have played a rehash of Big, and Nicholas Cage would probably have played him as Elvis.  Just thank fuck Jim Carrey hadn’t been discovered at this point.

Ultimately, Hook suffers from being a product of the 90s, with the Lost Boys, who feature too many broken-doll clichés (a fat one, a stuttering one, one dressed like a grown up, weird twins; it’s a child-friendly commune from a Mad Max film), are intensely annoying throughout.  The 90s were littered with nonsensical slogans designed to sell t-shirts (“Cowabunga”, “Don’t have a cow, man”, “Bodacious” et al) and Hook’s screenwriters seem to want to add gibberish like “bangarang” and “crowing” to the mix.  Add skateboarding and the hilariously awful diet-punk Rufio (Dante Basco) and parts of the film seem dated in ways that Spielberg’s older fantasy films don’t.

That said, Hook is still loads of fun, thanks to fully committed turns from the leads, including Maggie Smith, who sells the mythology with absolute conviction.  The film works nicely as a meta tribute to Williams’ life; a story about a man whose inner child, his real, true self, is worn away and made hard by exposure to the real world.  Unfortunately, Williams could never find his happy thought and fly away.

Remember the scene in Jurassic Park where they first see the grazing dinosaurs on the island? Every time I see that scene I’m 13 years old again.  It’s pure cinematic magic.  Made a time where special effects envelopes were being pushed with the likes of Terminator 2, The Abyss, and even Forrest Gump, this could easily have been all effects and no substance.  A phenomenon on its 1993 release, Jurassic Park’s power has diminished not even slightly by subsequent quantum leaps in effects technology.  So while the films still looks stunning for the most part, the real power is in the performances and those moments that nobody but Spielberg manages to eke out.

Dr. Grant (a typically brilliant Sam Neill) and Dr. Satler (a typically brilliant Laura Dern) see a brontosaurus majestically eating a tree, Spielberg places us directly in their shoes; we share their awe, their wonder, and their childlike glee.  Spielberg masterfully balances moments like these (the sickly triceratops, the park gates, the sneezing diplodocus) with moments of peril and sheer terror.  We share their awe, we share their terror.

Having assembled a brilliant cast, but one less showy and starry than Hook, Spielberg assembles his pieces around Michael Crichton’s board.  The two leads forming a classic Spielberg faux-family with two cute kids, along with the effortlessly entertaining ‘Chaotician’ Dr Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and idealistic, misguided park creator John Hammond (Richard Attenborough, playing God).  That Hammond is basically God gives his character a touch in that he’s resurrected the dinosaurs, and also a nihilistic undertone, given the carnage that ensues because of his actions.

Dr. Grant has the best arc, the narrative moving him from uncaring child-hater to father figure.  Like most Spielberg heroes, he’s not quite a hero; an expert, but as scared as one would expect and reliant on improvisation.  Spielberg is back on fine form here, too: he remembered that monsters are scarier when you can’t see them; he creates classic moments (tremors on the water, climbing the electric fence, “clever girl”); and he cranks up the tension like few others can.

Jurassic Park is easily the equal of his 70s and 80s masterpieces, matching the nerve shredding tension of Jaws with the childlike awe and wonder of Close Encounters.  It’s wish fulfilment gone bad; it’s every child’s dream played out like a nightmare.